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This New-Fangled EBOOK Nonsense Ain’t Never Gonna Happen Here
Not in Germany it ain’t. No way. It’s, uh, I dunno. It’s just plain wrong. It’s too American or something. Let Amazon & Co. sell all the damned ebooks they want to over yonder (currently 105 ebooks...
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Dumb Deutsch
Dumb Deutsch, Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet). Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, etc. Have you ever ordered leather cheese? Have you ever told your cab driver that your...
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Cheepnis
It doesn’t get any cheaper than this, folks. Not for this ebook here, it doesn’t. Kindle Countdown Deals let authors provide readers with limited-time discount promotions on their books available on...
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501 German Oddities
501 German Oddities. No way. Is that all there are? And you don’t have to read all about them on these new-fangled eReader thingies all the time, you know. Or do you? Apple, Barnes & Noble, Kobo,...
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99 Cent Dumb Deutsch Discount Deal!
Ends Monday. Sprechen Sie Dumb Deutsch? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have to speak a word of German to get a real laugh out of this comic collection of frightful faux pas. Apple, Barnes & Noble,...
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501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?
Why that’s, uh, like more than one oddity per cent! Sale ends Monday. And you don’t have to use these new-fangled eReader thingies all the time if you don’t want to, you know. Or maybe you do....
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German Of The Day: Umsonst
That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here: The next three days only at Smashwords. Your coupon code is VN48A (not case-sensitive). I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!
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German Of The Day: Umsonst
That means “for free.” Like this ebook right here: The next three days only at Smashwords. Your coupon code is DQ37F (not case-sensitive). I would appreciate a review. Enjoy!
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This Is News?
Germans found to be Europe’s most aggressive drivers Tailgating, shouting insults – nowhere in Europe do drivers react as intensely as they do in Germany, a recent study shows. Two out of three (67%)...
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The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left
Why do liberals love eating donuts so much? Also available at Amazon, Apple iTunes, Barnes & Noble, createspace, etc. Enjoy!
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501 German Oddities For HOW Much?
For only 99 cents? Why, that’s… 5.060606060606061 oddities per cent! A pretty high percentage of oddities there, I’d say. For the penny, I mean. And worth every penny, too. Just ask Marina. If you...
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WN85R
That’s the top secret coupon code for a FREE COPY of the highly acclaimed Smashwords ebook The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left, which I can also highly recommend as I...
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Family Brown
Satire alarm! Please remain calm. This neo-Nazi dude had a one-night-stand with this Eritrean chick seven years previously who is now being abgeschoben (deported) because of Ausländer raus (foreigners...
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Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?
Why that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny! What a steal. Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean: “Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up...
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Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?
It’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it. Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet) Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For...
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Why do liberals love eating donuts so much?
Buy this ebook and find out. The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left for only 99 cents? No way. Or way? Also available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, etc. Enjoy!
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My German Is More Dumber Than Your German Is
It’s 99 cent blowout ebook sale time again! Like how outrageous is that? Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet) Also available at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes...
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Is That All You Could Find?
501 German oddities? I know, I know. There are way more than that. Just consider these 501 oddities to be, you know, Oddities 101 or something. “Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked....
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Why Do Socialist Diets Never Work?
They are always burning other people’s calories. The Little Red Book. On sale at Smashwords now.
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This Book Put The Coffee In Coffee-Table Book
You’re going to need a whole lot of it. Coffee. Just to leaf through this thing. Leaf, get it? I simply must have it. And Christmas is coming up, folks. I mean, you know, if a few of you want to chip...
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